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Allisson 

Allisson is a girl usually with long brown hair and pretty brown eyes. She’s very introverted and awkward but she never lets people see that side of her. She’s very loyal and knows everyone but only has a few close friends. She loves a challenge, but not a difficult one because she beats herself up for it. She’s the type of person who’s very smart but very fucking stupid at the same time. If she seems crazy to you it’s cuz she is, but she trusts you enough to be herself around you. If she’s your friend, she’ll give good advice and support you always. If she’s your girlfriend make sure you treat her right cuz as pretty as she might be, she’s 3x more insecure. Allisson never tell you how she is doing if you ask unless you tell her to be honest. She tries not to burden people with her problems. Allisson is amazing, kind, funny, but has a bad sense of humor and a somewhat good music taste. She falls for people with the letter J, T, E, A, and C. If you know an Allisson, just know that if she says she’s going to beat you up, she doesn’t mean it. Allisson is the bestest friend anyone could ask for.
Person 1: “Allisson looks good today”
Person 2: “I talked to her yesterday and she said she was going to beat me up next time she saw me.”

Person 1: “ She was probably just flirting”
Person 2: “She’s amazing though, so I’ll take my chances.”

cole allison 

cole Allison is the most sweet and nice person ever. He is funny and makes great povs. You would be very lucky to have a person like cole Allison in your life. He will make you smile and laugh a lot. He makes peoples days and has great interactions with his fans. Everything about Cole Alison is amazing.
“cole allison is the best person ever”

“cole allison makes me laugh”
“cole allison is my favorite”
cole allison by Nevaeh :) October 5, 2020

Allister status 

A status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. Often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.
Guy1: Hey man! Come read this!
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?
Allister status by Ashleigh9 February 16, 2013
A name that's usually for a red head Scottish man with ridiculously large eyebrows. He often see with a cigarette or a cigarette box.
P1: "Look at that guy with red hair."
P2: "Oh I bet that's an Allistor."
Allistor by Dinnisaur January 29, 2016

allison hargreeves

A good character despite the fact that she’s in love with her brother (luther Hargreeves and decides that visiting her daughter is more important than saving the world.
Diego (throwing shade): wait, who was it that fucked their brother again?
Klaus (being a savage): oh that was, Allison Hargreeves

abluster 

1) Full of pompous shit.

2) Someone who's already an asshole acting with bluster.
He came in the room all abluster.

Inspired by some dipshit in Apex, NC.
abluster by Ole Gil August 13, 2007
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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