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A bri'ish singer who makes songs like Gerk It Good and Finkle Friday
"omg did you hear that new alkasp song?"
"no, she sucks ass"
alkasp by new craze records September 22, 2022
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alakaspoon 

An angsty teen who enjoys sucking penis and watching gay hentai, especially that of 'My Hero Academia' in their free time.
Person 1: man who is this gay ass nigga?
Person 2: He is alakaspoon
alakaspoon by penislicker1212 January 9, 2021
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Alkaseema 

Alkaseema - Someone that cuts and wounds somebody. e.g "the arm, leg" ect. then has sexual intercourse with that wound
Bill - "oh my god, i would love to cut her forehead and stick my juicy cock in there and do a little alkaseema"
Alkaseema by Ali-G's-daddy March 16, 2009

alkashit 

the explosive or otherwise nasty diarrhea that results after a night of heavy drinking
After a shameful night of boozing, Jane walked out of the bathroom relieved by her recent alkashit.
alkashit by amyyy December 12, 2008
The morning defication after a heavy night of drinking that has a distinctive odor of sweet and sour
OMG i just dropped a gnar stinky alkapoo!
Alkapoo by Red Dog Randall January 3, 2012
1. a person who dresses their vagina up like a clam bucket, then they put clams in their. When a person goes to take a clam, the person dressed up as a "bucket" shoots orgasm juice at them
Eddie said that his girlfriend dressed up as an alkaser when they had sex.
Alkaser by cideskater04 June 17, 2004
"i just drank 10 shots of vodka" "ara alkash es du" (dude your an alcoholic)
alkash by kyankit satkem April 2, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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