An "I couldn't have been the culprit because I was elsewhere" narrative dat you give da cops, saying dat you were at a house of learning at da time when da crime dat they're investigating happened.
Da term "alibris" can also refer to a tale of innocence dat you give da staff at a book store or reading room when they ask you about a book dat has not been paid for, signed out, or returned.
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She knows how to give, she knows how to take
'Cause so many times she's been taken and fooled
By those alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
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Her feelings once came from the heart
One day I gave her a wedding ring
One night I tore all those feelings apart
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She knows how to give, she knows how to take
'Cause so many times she's been taken and fooled
By those alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
She once thought that love wasn't just a game
Her feelings once came from the heart
One day I gave her a wedding ring
One night I tore all those feelings apart
With my alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
But boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make
Her own alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
But boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make
Her own alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
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