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One of the awesomest cults in the world. This cult does not use subliminal messaging or other forms of non-consensual advertisement to get members to join, just offerings of cookies at cult meetings. This cult just has three rules to follow:
1. respect alix as a leader
2. do not steal cult members and make your own culr
3. DO NOT feed the bear
She joined alixism just for the cookies, but stayed because it was so freeking awesome.
alixism by dr.alix April 13, 2007
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1. A religion founded by Tioma in the 21th century. There are many Alicist followers today. Alicists follow the Goddess Tio and follow "Alice's Quintessential Laws"
1. The Alicists met together to give offerings to the Goddess of Alicism.
Alicism by The J-Man March 14, 2005
She knows every move that a man could make
She knows every trick in the book
She knows how to give, she knows how to take
'Cause so many times she's been taken and fooled

By those alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you

She once thought that love wasn't just a game
Her feelings once came from the heart
One day I gave her a wedding ring
One night I tore all those feelings apart
With my alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
But boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make

Her own alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
Alibis by Death Menace August 15, 2022

Paper Alibis 

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them
James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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