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One of the awesomest cults in the world. This cult does not use subliminal messaging or other forms of non-consensual advertisement to get members to join, just offerings of cookies at cult meetings. This cult just has three rules to follow:
1. respect alix as a leader
2. do not steal cult members and make your own culr
3. DO NOT feed the bear
She joined alixism just for the cookies, but stayed because it was so freeking awesome.
alixism by dr.alix April 13, 2007
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1. A religion founded by Tioma in the 21th century. There are many Alicist followers today. Alicists follow the Goddess Tio and follow "Alice's Quintessential Laws"
1. The Alicists met together to give offerings to the Goddess of Alicism.
Alicism by The J-Man March 14, 2005
She knows every move that a man could make
She knows every trick in the book
She knows how to give, she knows how to take
'Cause so many times she's been taken and fooled

By those alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you

She once thought that love wasn't just a game
Her feelings once came from the heart
One day I gave her a wedding ring
One night I tore all those feelings apart
With my alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
But boy, you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make

Her own alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines
Lord knows she's heard them all
She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone
Lord knows what I've put her through
And boy you can bet, if a move can be made
She knows how to make one on you
Alibis by Death Menace August 15, 2022

Paper Alibis 

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them
James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026