alhanis 

Beautiful name for a girl who won't stop making you laugh for a second. Loves sports, art, swimming and nature adventures. You will never get bored of her. She can be either the smallest one or tallest one in the group and her smile is worth a billion dollars; will tell you straight up how she feels without sugarcoating it and may seem bitchy at the time, but she is the warmest most loyal person you can find and be friends with.

"Is Alhanis going to the party?"
-"Not really."
"Then, I'm not going."

alhanis by jamie_lee_hendrix August 4, 2017

Achanism

The spiritual belief in the divine quantitative outreach to all young yet old believers; in which you meet the holy yet present virt who can summon the great eye of soil and the retreat of Auchan. To know what & how you can hair the ground to the sky. Where you can reach the divine booty of interior cadaver of urstetcha.

Achanism- the state of being integral offenciet.

Achanism by “nk cells” on fortnite November 5, 2019

Alanis 

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Alanis Ironic 

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

Alanis Ironic by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015

Alanis 

most beautiful girl in the world nice to every one. all the guys are dumbass for not seeing it the kind of girl you would bring flowers to even if she dont like them has the a perfect body and always has the best thing to say and has a huge heart .

man did you see that girl she so Alanis

Alanis by theguywithoutachance January 11, 2012

Alanis 

Alanis is the hella happy sometimes but then sad other times type of girl.She is really pretty but thinks she is an ugly peace of shit.When she is sad everyone is concerned.She is a tough and brave girl and has gone through a battle with depression in the past but she tries to ignore it so she can be a better version of herself.One little thing fazes and she lets her emotions out when need be.Bottom line she is a badass even though she doesn’t think so.Other than that she has a big sense of humor and is VERY clumsy.She can be annoying but that’s only to make others smile.She gets embarrassed 😖 all the time.Love a Alanis because they are very special.

“Dang Alanis”
“Alanis are you ok?”
“Ya she is a little annoying”
“She’s funny sometimes”

Alanis by Queen-Dunkin🔥 September 14, 2019

Alanis 

Alanis is a talented girl who doesn’t know who clear skin is and the funniest and dirtiest. Alanis has lots of friends but doesn’t tell any of them niggas shit! She can be a girly girl but she also love to shoot shit up... She is the loudest in the group and acts like she doesn’t care but deep down, Alanis has secrets.

Person 1: Do you know Alanis?
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!

Alanis by shellybellies5 May 26, 2019