Dating from the 1930s, Alfista is the name given to Alfa Romeo fanatics, much as the word Tifosi (meaning 'fanatics' in Italian) is applied to Ferrari fans. The plural form of the word is Alfisti.
As an American alfista, I have had to worship from afar since 1995, when the Italian marque waved arrivederci to the States.
Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseasedcondition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.
Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.
Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.