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Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseased condition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.
Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.
Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.
by gum rot October 05, 2007
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life ā€“ sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
Iā€™m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, Iā€™m just lying flat.
by Freeo11 June 04, 2021
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Alf!
The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.
You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.
Wow, Sam Waterson really looks like Alf!
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.

For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
by Deathgrind > you August 24, 2007
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Acronym for Annoying Little Fucker, i.e. children.....or many of them anyhow.
We were supposed to enjoy dinner and drinks but she brought her ALF and the whole night was ruined with his whining, crying, and rowdiness.
by YinzerInPgh September 23, 2013
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alves is when you are hotter then all the super models in the woirld put together.
that girl looks like an alves to me
by john adams March 12, 2005
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