Surprisingly you actually spelled it right. An Almaraz is a ladies man who may seem like a total asshole but in reality cares for each and every person he knows. He is great in bed and leaves all the ladies satisfied. He's tall, tan, and a generally a nice guy. Even though he comes off as a jerk, everyone tends to love him anyways.

(extremely hot girl) "I only sleep with Amaraz's"

"That guy is kind of a jerk"
-"I know, but he's an Almaraz"

almaraz by definitly_not_an_almaraz December 10, 2014

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alfaiaz

If you find an Alfaiaz, you've found gold. They're beautiful, funny, get all the girls, loved by everyone, trustworthy, they're good at everything they do and are just straight perfect.

"Hey are you an Alfaiaz?"
" yes why"
" cos you're perfect "

alfaiaz by JackTheZipper October 13, 2013

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos

A super loving adorable guy who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos is a bozo!
I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022

Sydney Rae Almaraz

the coolest, awesomest, sweetest, and badist girl on the planet. A very outspoken and outgoing girl who knows how to put a smile on aynones face and light up their day with the weirdest things. she has wierd toes and a beautiful smile to go on that gorgeous face of hers. shes a girl who is rarely found in this world full of 3,214,983,000 other females, and shes more than just a pretty face.

beautiful
outspoken
sydney rae almaraz

Sydney Rae Almaraz by cheesenut;) July 25, 2011

alcaraz

A small, wide titty

Alcaraz is great to suck on

alcaraz by Beastmodetittys February 11, 2014

alfarata

A Fun And Best Teacher He Could Ever Be! He May Be Mean But At Least He Loves Us All!

Student 1 : Hey Bro You Know Alfarata Student 2: No I Don't. Student 1: You've Got To Meet Him He Is Amazing! Student 2: Alrighty!

alfarata by Just A RAndom persona Here 😘 June 5, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026