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Aleesya
She was a nice and cute person. She has a pure heart and she is a sensitive but very clingy and annoying sometimes.She’s a warm hearted person. if you break Aleesya's heart, she'll still forgive you. she has a very cute personality. in fact, she’s a sweet and sometimes very sweet person to her loved one. Aleesya is also a very attractive person where many people will fall in love easily, but she will never leave the person she loves with all her heart. The person that always be by her side. you would be lucky if Aleesya fell in love with you.
Aleesya by Lolliieepopz February 5, 2020
Alcep
Pipe smoking terminology for the person with the largest pipe, and therefore, the highest standing amongst his or her fellow pipe smokers
Gandalf produced his pipe, it was longer than Bilbo’s. They looked at each other knowingly… "you really are the alcep" exclaimed Bilbo
Alcep by Albertino Einsteintini 1969 December 10, 2021
Aleemah
Aleemah is the most caring and kind girl you could come across and always puts others before you. She is probably very intoverted but very weird if you get to know her. She is a once in a lifetime kind of girl and loves really deep so you’ll be lucky if you get Aleemah. She is really insecure but is so beautiful and needs reassurance. She means her words and when she loves someone she will never leave them
Aleemah is so understanding
Aleemah by Pallllalalariot December 10, 2018
Alcep
When a group of pipe smokers compare the sizes of their pipes and crown one man the champion, or Alcep, based on the size, stiffness and taste of his pipe.
Etymology:
Al – ARABIC definite article meaning “the”
Cep – LATIN, meaning “get, receive, take”
Alternatively, a possible contraction of “old chap” from the Middle English “Aul chaep” meaning ‘old boy’
Etymology:
Al – ARABIC definite article meaning “the”
Cep – LATIN, meaning “get, receive, take”
Alternatively, a possible contraction of “old chap” from the Middle English “Aul chaep” meaning ‘old boy’
Zorganthus, Neptunalds and Bob had examined each other’s pipes thoroughly and come to the conclusion that Zorganthus was the Alcep.
Alcep by Uruk-hai there! December 11, 2021
Fell Asleep in the Shower
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026