alchietard

A person who drinks enough alcohol to be considered intellectually impaired.

C’mon, let’s take his keys from him and drive that alchietard home.

alchietard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Aschletarded

A mixture of Autistic and Retarded (Pronounced Osh-le-tar-ded) and a way to describe a stupid person.

Jenna, you're aschletarded!

Aschletarded by wowie elite December 24, 2020

Architard 

A person who believes they are highly skilled in residential or commercial design, when more likely, they one I.Q. point away from selling paint at Home Depot.

When you see a house or building that is ugly beyond comprehension, you might say "Uck! Who was the architard on that one, Frank Lloyd Wrong?!"

Architard by Mr. RFL August 14, 2006