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Architard 

A person who believes they are highly skilled in residential or commercial design, when more likely, they one I.Q. point away from selling paint at Home Depot.
When you see a house or building that is ugly beyond comprehension, you might say "Uck! Who was the architard on that one, Frank Lloyd Wrong?!"
Architard by Mr. RFL August 14, 2006
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Architurnt

Architurnt: The act of turning up as an Architecture major. Instead of plastic handles, 30 racks, drunk sorority girls, and bad decisions, Architecture majors turn up in a different fashion. We tend to stay up longer, drink to much drugs (Caffeine), have raves in the studio while listening to contemporary jazz, and wake up with a hangover of pride. Getting turnt in the studio takes on a different meaning here than it does in a rap song.
"wow, my roomate got so architurnt last night she came home at 5 am with x-acto cuts and woke up with a hot glue gun stuck to her butt"
"I heard Tim got so fucking architurnt last night he finished his model before 2 am, what a light weight"
"architurning up tonight, anybody want to come and draft this shit up w/ me?"
Architurnt by MichaelLucas November 14, 2014
Prettiest person you'd ever come across. Might melt your screen with her photos. Naturally humorous. The person everyone wants but no one deserves. In a word; Perfect.
Me: Let's fall in love for the night Archita.
Archita: sure
Teacher: Hey you both in the backseat.
archita by secretsimp69 July 31, 2021

Archibald 

A gaslighter who can't fight face to face.
Archibald can't say sorry. Grow up
Archibald by Brute99 July 30, 2023

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera 

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

architorture 

the bad bad thing that will happen to you should you wish to go to architecture school
dear architorture,

thank you for ruining my life
architorture by jennaMarie May 2, 2005

architorture 

Slang term for the major of "Architecture" at most universities that offer the degree in the united states.
He's an Architorture major, that's why he never gets any sleep.
architorture by octavius March 10, 2004
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