alberita

A usually quiet, indecisive and self conscious person

This is Alberita

by Tree2 November 20, 2021

Alberta Hat Trick

The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.

Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.

by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020

Alberina

An amazing girl, who is strong and independent. She try's to find always the positive of the negative and will try to make you laugh even if you’re sad. She is the curious and crazy friend who wants always to know every secret

You’re lucky when you find somewhere a Alberina

by Whoisthecoolest June 3, 2020

Alberta

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

by Echelon September 9, 2005

Alberta

As close to being American as a Canadian can get.

What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!

by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019

Alberta tongue twister

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.

After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?

by John Moneybags January 20, 2019

Alberta Chili Bowl

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.

"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."

by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012