You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

alaskan pipeline by aseay_99 August 3, 2004

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline by William Roberts January 5, 2020

Alaskan Pipeline

This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.

I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan Pipeline instead!

Alaskan Pipeline by Trickmaster16 November 27, 2012

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

Baked Alaskan Pipeline by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

trans-alaskan pipeline

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!

trans-alaskan pipeline by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026