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Alaskan Blow Hole 

The act of performing the 'motor boat' on a womans vagina.
dude i totally gave her the alaskan blow hole last night

you old sailor you!!
Alaskan Blow Hole by Corkscrewy August 19, 2008

alaskan blow horn 

When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation
I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife
alaskan blow horn by Donaldberman14 November 18, 2014

alaskan blow torch 

Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.
"I have kerosene, so why not do the alaskan blow torch!"
alaskan blow torch by dissel69 December 15, 2014

Alaskan Blow- whole 

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.
I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole

Alaskan Blowdryer 

When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.
Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.
Alaskan Blowdryer by FartFuckington December 18, 2018

Alaskan Blow 

When a guy and a girl give each other blowjobs in the snow. sometimes adding snow in each others mouths.
Dude, Me and Stacy did an Alaskan Blow lastnight. im still unthawing my dick!
Alaskan Blow by bawkface. December 13, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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