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Alacole
Alacole by spookytoad April 7, 2021
Alcahol
(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.
“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
Alcahol by BigGreasyCumstain July 2, 2021
Alcholzheimers
When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.
"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.
Alcholzheimers by Mill-na July 23, 2009
alcahol
Girl- I cant beleive you cheated on me
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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