tennyz's definitions

Diplomat

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

a Diplomat is a Diplomat. Theres ur example.

by tennyz December 28, 2005

Tomorrow

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Judy - Josh rake the lawn
Josh - Ill do it tomorrow

by tennyz December 28, 2005

amnesia

1. condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again

*After child is born*
Jim: "i got Amber back in the sack straight after we got out of hospital!"
John: "Dam she must have amnesia!"

by tennyz December 28, 2005

alcahol

A liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets.

Girl- I cant beleive you cheated on me
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...

by tennyz December 28, 2005

Wrinkle

Something other people have. You have character lines.

Child "Mommy look at your wrinkles!"
Mum "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"

by tennyz December 28, 2005

spiffy

1. word used by teneille and sam.
2. when a situation is so fucking cool
3. the action of touching your fingers together and wriggiling them like a worm.. and yellig out SPIFFY!!!

1. teneile & sam: "SPIFFY!!!"
2. Elle jest got hit by a water bomb!!! "SPIFFY!!"
3. "sockie we won the word game AGAIN!!! SPIFFY TO DA MAX!!"

by tennyz December 28, 2005