alabama dangler
alabama dangler by Nutfart February 1, 2017
Alabama Crab Dangler
N. The name of the jiggle and swing motion used to release unwanted shit that is dangling out of your butt when your shit is hanging from your butt and you want it to fall into the toilet or desired area. Commonly used when no toilet paper is avaliable.
Last night i took a huge shit and it wouldnt let go ... I did the Alabama Crab Dangler and it fell right out.
Alabama Crab Dangler by chad2 July 29, 2006
Alabama Crag Dangler
The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.
Alabama Crag Dangler by MadMortagen October 29, 2008
Alabama Crab Dangler
I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler
Alabama Crab Dangler by NeighborsSwing February 27, 2019
Alabama Gag Daggler
This act of sexual four play begins with the female lying on her back then flipping her legs back to grab a firm hold of her ankles. This will expose her anus and vagina to face straight up in the air. At this point the man approaches backwards to a hovering position over the female’s anus. He will then proceed to push down on his penis until it is facing straight down in a dangling position towards the female’s anus. After this, a up and down squatting pentatration motion begins until the point of climax. Just before the climax the male moves from the anus directly to the females mouth, whom is still firmly in position, and resumes the dangling motion until a massive pleasurable explosion of cum and feces spues forth, thus causing a gag reflex from the female. Discovered is the late 1800’s in the great state of Alabama, the Gag Daggler made its way into sexual history.
Alabama Gag Daggler by GorillaKillaChilla May 15, 2010
Alabama Crab Dangle
1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style
Ex.
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.
“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.
“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”
Alabama Crab Dangle by BSP March 11, 2003
Alabama Crag Dangle
A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.
Alabama Crag Dangle by Smitty Mcgee January 27, 2004