akevin 

Early manifestation of tourettes in which a person will mutter profanities and claim they could not help themselves.

"The Australian PM appears to be akevin"

akevin by The other other Crumbly March 9, 2009

pulling a Kevin 

Attempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort.

Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out.

Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.

pulling a Kevin by dingleberryjones December 18, 2013

Akeina 

Beautiful , independent , loving , sometimes mean, confident , cares for others. Absolutely loved elderly people . One of a kind . Believes in Jesus Christ . Regrets little to nothing . Believes everything happens for a reason .

Akeina is a independent women .

Akeina by Akeina January 18, 2017

Take a Kevin 

The most disgusting bowel movement one can have.

My stomach hurts. I may need to take a Kevin!

Take a Kevin by Bret Favre's Text Message October 14, 2010

Akevia 

Akevia is a person who is always come cool and collective. but once you pass her good side an awaited angry will come out slowly but surely.Shes also very funny can make people smile from a mile away

Akevia is so mean until you cross her.

Akevia by AkeLana October 9, 2018

Don't Pull a Kevin 

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

Don't Pull a Kevin by iWizardPro December 13, 2009

Pull a Kevin 

To time one's arrival to be exactly on time, yet be considered late by traditional standards.

I will be at the game but might pull a Kevin...

Pull a Kevin by Cisco N Iraq May 2, 2008