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The emotion where after meeting someone,you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
-Why are you so akalus,dude?
-I got matched with an AP Jhin in Solo Queue!
Akalus by JohnnysGr April 18, 2016
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The emotion where after meeting someone, you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
"I'm feeling some serious Akalus for you right now." -Darkk Mane
Akalus by Not His Date June 12, 2016
The third phase of cell division. Alternatively spelled, though incorrectly, as anaphase.
Wow! All that mitotic analphase is making me want your cock! (spoken by hot female TA)
analphase by Braxtron May 8, 2003

Akali Syndrome 

In League of Legends, Akali Syndrome is when a player becomes over confident and develops a god complex. Overestimating their abilities and damage; Desperately going for kills and tunneling, inevitably resulting in their death.
Oh. that Darius has Akali Syndrome.
Akali Syndrome by Sheranoth March 31, 2020
shes a smart, talented girl who cares for most people but can also a talented bitch.
oh did you see akalia today?
akalia by Your Daddi March 30, 2017
Someone who is rude but nice at the same time. Someone you can go to for help. Someone who you can rely on. Overall an amazing person.
I need an akalya in my life
akalya by Ashley Benzz April 18, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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