analphase

The third phase of cell division. Alternatively spelled, though incorrectly, as anaphase.

Wow! All that mitotic analphase is making me want your cock! (spoken by hot female TA)

by Braxtron May 8, 2003

analphalactic shock

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.

Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.

by cwbiv July 24, 2017

Analpated

Constipated from anal sex.

Oh baby you really plugged me up good last night. I’m analpated today.

He bottomed so much last weekend he was analpated on Monday.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Alphasexual

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.

George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!

by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011

analplasty

Molding or forming a rectum surgically; plastic surgery on the rectum.

A requirement for many aging gays and nonassertive blue collar workers with aggressive managers.

That's one ugly ass! If it were mine, I'd go in for an analplasty.

by BandV August 30, 2006

analphabet

When someone fists you in the ass and they start saying the alphabet outloud.

While he's fisting you and out loud analphabet he starts saying the ABC's.

by PupperNickel February 9, 2018

Analphabetism

Being unable to read or write.

The teacher's reduced analphabetism in their schools.

by Rushmark July 23, 2017