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The third phase of cell division. Alternatively spelled, though incorrectly, as anaphase.

Wow! All that mitotic analphase is making me want your cock! (spoken by hot female TA)

analphase by Braxtron May 8, 2003

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analphalactic shock

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.

Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.

analphalactic shock by cwbiv July 24, 2017

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Analpated

Constipated from anal sex.

Oh baby you really plugged me up good last night. I’m analpated today.

He bottomed so much last weekend he was analpated on Monday.

Analpated by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

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Alphasexual

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.

George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!

Alphasexual by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011

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analplasty

Molding or forming a rectum surgically; plastic surgery on the rectum.

A requirement for many aging gays and nonassertive blue collar workers with aggressive managers.

That's one ugly ass! If it were mine, I'd go in for an analplasty.

analplasty by BandV August 30, 2006

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analphabet

When someone fists you in the ass and they start saying the alphabet outloud.

While he's fisting you and out loud analphabet he starts saying the ABC's.

analphabet by PupperNickel February 9, 2018

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Analphabetism

Being unable to read or write.

The teacher's reduced analphabetism in their schools.

Analphabetism by Rushmark July 23, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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