ajew

Something you say after someone sneezes
Something you say when you are trying to squeeze past someone

*Sneezes* - Friend: 'Ahh Ajew to you, that was a loud sneeze!'
'Ajew sorry mate, can I just squeeze past?'

by gdawggggg March 29, 2022

ajewdicate

ajewdicate; a-jew-di-cate: Is when you've been through the court system and have been screwed. Stiffed. Shafted. Royally fucked!

NOT to be confused with: adjudicated; ad·ju·di·cated. That's when you've went into hock for a good lawyer (and that in itself is a misnomer) and gotten out with almost all that you went into court with. In other words - 'ya broke even (nearly) and you aren't underwater anymore.

Overheard at lunch: ''Yeah, my brother Flem had to go to court yesterday.. man, that dude sure got taken for a ride by his ex!! He truly was AJEWDICATED, not adjudicated. Shit, he owes me $ 3 grand alone! Plus - he lost his ride - had to sell it for a loss. And - he lost his lease too, now he's livin' in my basement until he can save up for his own apartment, poor fuck."

- The chick he was with couldn't stop laughin'.. and she told the guy
" Ah - well, I went to court about 6 months ago, and I was adjudicated too. But I got $15,000 bucks from MY ex, lol". That's how I got my new car.

by Century25 May 14, 2014

hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

grab coins like a jew

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

by Aluckba August 30, 2016

Your mom a jew

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

by The child master March 11, 2018

Allah is a jew

The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god

Allah is a jew deal with it

by Psycher June 10, 2019

Doing a Jew

I. 'Doing a Jew' is the term used when a jew, or indeed a non-jew trys to get a good deal and save money when buying an item.

II. 'Doing a Jew' can also be used for someone who complains lots about minor inconveniences.

Matt: 'Ahh, my allergiey medicine is too expensive, do you have any coupons?'
Sam: 'stop doing a jew'

by LFA January 3, 2010