1)My neighbor walked his dog over to my lawn. The dog pooped and
the neighbor didn't clean it up. I brood. A few days later, I see it happen again. This time, I grab the stool with a
plastic bag and rub it all over the neighbor's door on a hot summer day. Was this right or AITA? 2)My neighbor walked his dog over to my lawn. The dog pooped and
the neighbor didn't clean it up. A few days later, I politely ask him to clean up after his pet. He explodes and calls me an asshole. Like, really, AITA?