The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
When you put tons of massage or baby oil onto a girls back, and then run and jump on her back. While sliding across her oiled up backside, the goal is to throw your boner down between her cheeks and try to stop yourself, similar to the way planes land on a aircraft carrier.
"After watching Top Gun last night, I broke out the baby oil and executed a perfect aircraft carrier, poor girl wont walk for a week."
a big warship that replaced the battleship class near the end of WWII. aircraft carriers serve as mobile airbases so a country which owns one of those can perform airstrikes on targets on the other side of the world even if they dont have a airbase nearby. usually escorted by destroyers and cruisers aswell as frigates and submarines in a carrier group.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.