When you put tons of massage or baby oil onto a girls back, and then run and jump on her back. While sliding across her oiled up backside, the goal is to throw your boner down between her cheeks and try to stop yourself, similar to the way planes land on a aircraft carrier.

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

A girl that's completely flat chested, much like the deck of an aircraft carrier.
Contrast a girl with "cruiser-sized turrets".

Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.