Airbating
masturbating on an airplane.
Airbating by schweatybawls April 13, 2011
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airbating
masturbating on an airplane.
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Airbating
(Verb)
1. Airbating, like playing air-guitar, is when someone forms a circle with the tip of their thumb touching their finger tips of the same hand, as one would do when wrapping their around their penis to masturbate. Then that person moves their hand, in an exaggerated motion, toward and away from their own crotch repeatedly - again, as a male would when partaking in the self-pleasuring act of masturbating. This gesture, known as "airbating," is often used in the same context one would use their middle finger to flip the bird, or flip someone off. It is to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself."
2. The second connotation for the gesture of airbating, is when it is used from one person to another about a third person. In this context, the airbating gesture is used when the first person wants to indicate to the second person that the third person is just a jerk-off who's wasting the second person's time (not to be confused with procrasturbating).
3. The third and most obscure use of the gesture of airbating, is when a person (usually a woman) preforms the airbating gesture toward a man, to encourage him to masturbate. This is part of a fetish known as JOI or jack-off instruction. In this context the airbating is performed by a woman (often fully clothed - see CFNM) gesturing to a man with a positive connotation, to encourage the recipient of the gesture to masturbate or to continue to masturbate in front of her.
1. Airbating, like playing air-guitar, is when someone forms a circle with the tip of their thumb touching their finger tips of the same hand, as one would do when wrapping their around their penis to masturbate. Then that person moves their hand, in an exaggerated motion, toward and away from their own crotch repeatedly - again, as a male would when partaking in the self-pleasuring act of masturbating. This gesture, known as "airbating," is often used in the same context one would use their middle finger to flip the bird, or flip someone off. It is to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself."
2. The second connotation for the gesture of airbating, is when it is used from one person to another about a third person. In this context, the airbating gesture is used when the first person wants to indicate to the second person that the third person is just a jerk-off who's wasting the second person's time (not to be confused with procrasturbating).
3. The third and most obscure use of the gesture of airbating, is when a person (usually a woman) preforms the airbating gesture toward a man, to encourage him to masturbate. This is part of a fetish known as JOI or jack-off instruction. In this context the airbating is performed by a woman (often fully clothed - see CFNM) gesturing to a man with a positive connotation, to encourage the recipient of the gesture to masturbate or to continue to masturbate in front of her.
Context 1.
Person #1: Your mother dresses you funny!
Person #2: (while airbating) Ahh, go fuck yourself!
Context 2.
Person #1: Did you hear the shit Bob was saying about Jennifer?
Person #2: (while airbating) Don't pay any attention to Bob. He's just a dick-head.
Context 3.
Male: (naked, masturbating, breathing heavily, not saying anything)
Female: (clothed, staring at his penis while airbating) Oh yeah! That's it! Rub that big cock. Yeah! Just like that. Oooh yeah. (she continues airbating while continuing her JOI)
Person #1: Your mother dresses you funny!
Person #2: (while airbating) Ahh, go fuck yourself!
Context 2.
Person #1: Did you hear the shit Bob was saying about Jennifer?
Person #2: (while airbating) Don't pay any attention to Bob. He's just a dick-head.
Context 3.
Male: (naked, masturbating, breathing heavily, not saying anything)
Female: (clothed, staring at his penis while airbating) Oh yeah! That's it! Rub that big cock. Yeah! Just like that. Oooh yeah. (she continues airbating while continuing her JOI)
Airbating by Mr. Party Smants March 31, 2023
agrabating
agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015
Airblading
Airblading is a social meme and alternative sport spreading through British men. Participants covertly place their testicles in the high speed airflow of the Dyson Airblade to achieve "airblader" status and then share their achievements via social media.
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airbaiting
airbaiting by deamon32 March 24, 2010
Afrobating.
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