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ain't even like that

Means exactly what you think it means! 100% that hoe lying!
It ain't even like that.... Oh yes the f it is!

I ain't even mad 

Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.

I ain't even tryin 

A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.
Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!

Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!

This ain't even my whole night 

A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time
Lenard - Looks like I beat you at chess again

Some Guy - Whatever, this ain't even my whole night

I ain't even mad 

A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.
Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?

Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.

Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!

Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.
I ain't even mad by u_so_ugly_though December 14, 2015

It ain’t even Half Time 

A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.
Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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