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assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.
Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.
assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003
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airbagger 

Someone who drives at excessive speeds taking risks that others do not want to join in.
That airbagger thinks insurance will put everything back together and is always saying, "Damn, I'll just do it, I have insurance.", and "Humpty-Dumpty? Who's that?"
airbagger by Drotalli August 4, 2014
To have sexual relations with another or others via AOL Instant Messenger. Generally in a private chat or in a personal Instant Message window. This is a more specific form of "cyber sex."
"Kevin met this hot chick in "Bored" chat, and then he left to go AimBang her."

"Dude, last nite, I met this horny cougar in "Forties Friends" chat and she IMed me and wanted to AimBang."
AimBang by ChaseJackWithGin May 29, 2010

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know