An Aihab is a person that is generally very short and hates meerkats and racoons. They also love other short people and are known to have large egos and can be fooled easily. However, they are game masters and are professionals at video games.
Aiham is a name of Arabic origin, the Arabic meaning is the peak of a mountain or materialistic.
The name is often associated with people who are natural leaders, ambitious and driven.
The name is also used to refer to characters in old Arabic poems, who are unable to maintain work-life balance during their pursuit of worldly ambition and often alienates the people around the character.
Its a name given from a lineage...beautiful and well behaved ladies are called by this name...they have a good heart...they cares a lot and when they love, they love to the fullest.
Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.
Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.
Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.
PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!
The mosthonest, handsome, and intellectually advanced person. Perfectly imperfect in all ways. Also has a big D and more money than he knows what to do with.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!