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his name is ahmed g becoz he’s an ahmed with the second initial as G, and he is also a hardcore alex g fan!!
ahmed g loves daxflame and rdr2, making him the coolest arab ever
he likes to make racist jokes against pakis 🙁

ahmed g is in love with aamna unfortunately

if you meet an ahmed, ask him about mac demarco. he will yap.
“did you see ahmed g’s new haircut??”
“haha yeah, he got a buzz. all of that hair growth for nothing my god”
ahmed g by aamn4rs August 12, 2024
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Ahmed Ghazali 

He is the funniest most passionate and perfect guy ever. He has the most contagious smile to ever exist and he's so handsome. If you're lucky enough to get to date this guy make sure to not fumble because you'll never find anyone else like him. He truly is one of a kind.

- S
"I wish I dated Ahmed Ghazali girl"

Ahmed Shaaban Ismail Gad Ismail Haroon 

This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever
Hey have you seen Ahmed shaaban Ismail gad Ismail Haroon?
Nah he's hanging out with lara

Gabriel Ahmed 

A person who just want to talk to you. He try’s to be funny a lot and ends up having people hate him. A successful man in the future but never thinks he will be successful. He just wants to be your friend and will try to help you in any situation.
Gabriel Ahmed:
Person: ew it’s gabriel get away I do not want you around me
Gabriel Ahmed: I just want to be your friend

Guled Akram and ahmed

A group of Mali's, They're commonly really annoying and can be certi at times
Guled Akram and Ahmed Just joined our school, they're Somali

One Armed Ginger 

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls
Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.
One Armed Ginger by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.
One-armed Greedy by M. Erectus January 9, 2021
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