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a dyke... she likes females and her sister is hot asf. she wishes she was her sister...
oh her names ahlanda? shes probably a wannabe baddie! run while you can
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1) A female name derived from 'Amanda', it is also the female form of the male name 'Alan'.
2) A very nice individual who has some anger management issues, but is otherwise amazing. She is very intelligent, but is also a HUGE procrastinator. Once you get to know her she is one of the coolest people ever. Her, and her group of friends are known for their rather odd behavior. You will often find them gestrating while they speak; speaking in extremely abnormal voices; making sexual jokes; and using words like 'whilst', 'hither', 'thither', 'tis', and other such words. She makes the greatest best friend, despite all of her quirks. She is also in love with sweetarts
1) Hey Alanda, come here.
2) This Alanda girl is rather uber, I'm so glad that we're bff's.
Alanda by UberEpicAwesomeSauce December 24, 2008
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Ahlana is a beautiful girl who is full of surprises! Ahlanas are never calm and always have something to say. They are bitchy sometimes but , she will be in your heart forever!! Love you Ahlana!
-Jaidyn Copeland-
Do you see that girl?!? She's such an Ahlana!
Ahlana by Ahlana Pool March 13, 2015
Ahlana is someone with a heart that melts in sympathy as no one is more understanding than her. Her eyes are shattered stars from the face of heaven and her voice is sliver melted into sound. Mermaids are jealous of the grace she bestows upon any beholder; she makes any jewel look dull and crusted. Flowers gift her with their smell and the sun loves to smile down at her. Her laugh is bike rides; cold wind whipping the world in felicity, her soul is ribboned with a constellation of tear and she won the world at a carnival.
I wish there were more words to describe Ahlana.
Ahlana by I love you come back March 10, 2018
Nasty ugly and smells like fish is gay and likes to gossip is like a snake in the garden and DRAMA QUEEN loves to threaten to fight people and is flat everywhere her hair is smells rotten
Ahlanna is a nasty girl.you smell fish as soon as she comes close she’s gay likes to gossip a bout lies she’s the biggest drama queen loves to threaten and fight people.she’s flat everywhere and her hair smells rotten 😂❌🐠
ahlanna by Mia grace November 3, 2020
name given to a sexy ass biatch...usually male accompained by a fine ass girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. Also a sexual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral sex.
"You know that dude Alanda, he is dead sexy."

"Last night I got the best alanda from Kim!"
alanda by Jon Tucker February 2, 2007

Aslandavic

Aslandavic is an exaggerated version of son of a bitch mixed with the meaning of 31( betrayer)
Of your best Buddy is stabbing you in the back by going out with your Ex he is a Aslandavic
Aslandavic by Cr7grenade June 26, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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