ahlanda

a dyke... she likes females and her sister is hot asf. she wishes she was her sister...

oh her names ahlanda? shes probably a wannabe baddie! run while you can

ahlanda by stfu nobody likes u bye March 12, 2021

Alanda 

1) A female name derived from 'Amanda', it is also the female form of the male name 'Alan'.
2) A very nice individual who has some anger management issues, but is otherwise amazing. She is very intelligent, but is also a HUGE procrastinator. Once you get to know her she is one of the coolest people ever. Her, and her group of friends are known for their rather odd behavior. You will often find them gestrating while they speak; speaking in extremely abnormal voices; making sexual jokes; and using words like 'whilst', 'hither', 'thither', 'tis', and other such words. She makes the greatest best friend, despite all of her quirks. She is also in love with sweetarts

1) Hey Alanda, come here.
2) This Alanda girl is rather uber, I'm so glad that we're bff's.

Alanda by UberEpicAwesomeSauce December 24, 2008

Ahlana 

Ahlana is a beautiful girl who is full of surprises! Ahlanas are never calm and always have something to say. They are bitchy sometimes but , she will be in your heart forever!! Love you Ahlana!
-Jaidyn Copeland-

Do you see that girl?!? She's such an Ahlana!

Ahlana by Ahlana Pool March 13, 2015

Ahlana 

Ahlana is someone with a heart that melts in sympathy as no one is more understanding than her. Her eyes are shattered stars from the face of heaven and her voice is sliver melted into sound. Mermaids are jealous of the grace she bestows upon any beholder; she makes any jewel look dull and crusted. Flowers gift her with their smell and the sun loves to smile down at her. Her laugh is bike rides; cold wind whipping the world in felicity, her soul is ribboned with a constellation of tear and she won the world at a carnival.

I wish there were more words to describe Ahlana.

Ahlana by I love you come back March 10, 2018

ahlanna

Nasty ugly and smells like fish is gay and likes to gossip is like a snake in the garden and DRAMA QUEEN loves to threaten to fight people and is flat everywhere her hair is smells rotten

Ahlanna is a nasty girl.you smell fish as soon as she comes close she’s gay likes to gossip a bout lies she’s the biggest drama queen loves to threaten and fight people.she’s flat everywhere and her hair smells rotten 😂❌🐠

ahlanna by Mia grace November 3, 2020

alanda 

name given to a sexy ass biatch...usually male accompained by a fine ass girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. Also a sexual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral sex.

"You know that dude Alanda, he is dead sexy."

"Last night I got the best alanda from Kim!"

alanda by Jon Tucker February 2, 2007

Aslandavic

Aslandavic is an exaggerated version of son of a bitch mixed with the meaning of 31( betrayer)

Of your best Buddy is stabbing you in the back by going out with your Ex he is a Aslandavic

Aslandavic by Cr7grenade June 26, 2017