ahco

A Honda Civic owner. Pronounced (ah-co). The word is quickly gaining traction as one of the most offensive phrases /insults at the time of writing. The vast majority of civic owners are typically total losers. They generally have/make no money. They have no future. Some might even resort to performing gay oral sex for money, or even worse, drive Uber/Lyft. They also generally have no mechanical aptitude. Thus, they take their pos civic back home for daddy to work on. The opposite of an ahao(A Honda Accord Owner).

Did Caleb ever pay for you the Cedar Point tickets.
No, he can't afford it. Didn't we tell you he's an ahco!?
No! I'm out, canceling our gym date next Monday

ahco by SheevPalpatine27 March 27, 2023

Ahcoob 

A man who has yet to screw up, and better not screw up. As of right now he remains nice. Often seen with insanely short shorts, no one knows if he wears them that short to make people uncomfortable or if he just really likes them that short.

Person one: Did you see Ahcoob? His shorts are extra short today.

Person two: Yes, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life.

Ahcoob by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018