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A man who has yet to screw up, and better not screw up. As of right now he remains nice. Often seen with insanely short shorts, no one knows if he wears them that short to make people uncomfortable or if he just really likes them that short.
Person one: Did you see Ahcoob? His shorts are extra short today.

Person two: Yes, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life.
Ahcoob by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018
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ahjooball 

pronounced: Ah-Jew-ball
intense game played on a tennis court. played exactly like tennis but you use a soccer ball and can play in teams of 5. ball may bounce once than a person must touch it or it is a point for the other team.
ahjooball- sport made for champions and those who get owned by champions
ahjooball-BYAAAAHHH bruce lee high kick spike into opponents face
ahjooball by getowned in ahjooball August 16, 2010
A really cool guy who likes touhou and runs away from girls!! He can probally do a backflip triple kickflip and has an extensive collection of touhou merchandise
Hey dude that guy is an ahooby!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with an ahooby
ahooby by deepsyeco April 8, 2021
A slang for goodbye.
Person A: Im going to head out now.
Person B: Alright bye.
Person A: Achoobie!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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