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A man who has yet to screw up, and better not screw up. As of right now he remains nice. Often seen with insanely short shorts, no one knows if he wears them that short to make people uncomfortable or if he just really likes them that short.
Person one: Did you see Ahcoob? His shorts are extra short today.

Person two: Yes, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life.
Ahcoob by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018
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ahjooball 

pronounced: Ah-Jew-ball
intense game played on a tennis court. played exactly like tennis but you use a soccer ball and can play in teams of 5. ball may bounce once than a person must touch it or it is a point for the other team.
ahjooball- sport made for champions and those who get owned by champions
ahjooball-BYAAAAHHH bruce lee high kick spike into opponents face
ahjooball by getowned in ahjooball August 16, 2010
A really cool guy who likes touhou and runs away from girls!! He can probally do a backflip triple kickflip and has an extensive collection of touhou merchandise
Hey dude that guy is an ahooby!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with an ahooby
ahooby by deepsyeco April 8, 2021
A slang for goodbye.
Person A: Im going to head out now.
Person B: Alright bye.
Person A: Achoobie!
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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