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A man who has yet to screw up, and better not screw up. As of right now he remains nice. Often seen with insanely short shorts, no one knows if he wears them that short to make people uncomfortable or if he just really likes them that short.
Person one: Did you see Ahcoob? His shorts are extra short today.

Person two: Yes, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life.
Ahcoob by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018
Words you can keep

ahjooball 

pronounced: Ah-Jew-ball
intense game played on a tennis court. played exactly like tennis but you use a soccer ball and can play in teams of 5. ball may bounce once than a person must touch it or it is a point for the other team.
ahjooball- sport made for champions and those who get owned by champions
ahjooball-BYAAAAHHH bruce lee high kick spike into opponents face
ahjooball by getowned in ahjooball August 16, 2010
A really cool guy who likes touhou and runs away from girls!! He can probally do a backflip triple kickflip and has an extensive collection of touhou merchandise
Hey dude that guy is an ahooby!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with an ahooby
ahooby by deepsyeco April 8, 2021
A slang for goodbye.
Person A: Im going to head out now.
Person B: Alright bye.
Person A: Achoobie!
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