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apathiest 

Someone who doesn't care enought to believe in god, or not believe in god.
"Billy says hes an Apathiest and could gives less than a shit about god, so why doesn't he just call himself an Athiest?"
apathiest by Zapatista July 3, 2005

Apathiest 

An Apathiest is someone who has no use for religion, does not really give a crap about it, but believes in the existence of God or other "higher powers"
"I think god probably exists, but as an Apathiest I don't see the point of religion, and don't feel the need to belong to one"
Apathiest by ToadMonkey September 8, 2009

agnathetic 

A portmanteau of 'agnostic' and 'apathetic' being the uncertain belief that you don't care about anything.
"Dude, isn't that your house on fire?"
"Yeah."
"Aren't you going to call the Fire Department?"
"I should, but I'm feeling a bit agnathetic about it."
agnathetic by Brax Fortex November 24, 2011

Agnatheist 

An unholy combination of Atheism and Agnosticism.
Generally not giving a crap about religion or how the Universe was created etc.
Guy 1: So how do you think the Universe came to be?
Guy 2: Who cares, I'm an Agnatheist.
Guy 1: ...The hell?
Agnatheist by ManOfAction9 April 2, 2013

Agnatheist

ag·na·the·ist /ˌag-nə-ˈthē-ist/
noun

1. A person who does not presently believe in the existence of any god or higher power, does not claim certainty that none exists, and remains open to belief upon receiving compelling evidence.

Etymology: Blend of agnostic and atheist.

Related term: agnatheism /ˌag-nə-ˈthē-izəm/ noun
The position or outlook of an agnatheist.
“He identifies as an agnatheist: unconvinced by religious claims, but not certain that a god cannot exist.”
Agnatheist by Sergio Ray Rivera August 1, 2026

Aggathisty 

Aggathisty.

Aggathisty, is a religion/cult that was created by the one and only Agg. There's a lot of beautiful things about this religion. Everyone who is a part of this cult is : sophisticated, beautiful and has a really good sense of humor. Everyone who isn't a part of it shall die.

There are a lot of things that this religion/cult is famous for. One of their greatest events is the jaydenism. Every year from June 19 to June 22 we celebrate jaydenism.
Saint Jayden is goddess's favorite Saint and he should be respected. From 19 to 22 June we all have to respect Saint Jayden by changing our profile pictures to our favorite photo of his.

November 5th to November 9th, are the most important days for the Aggathisty cult/religion. If you simply ignore the goddess Agg one of these days you will be vanished from earth. Basically if you dare to ignore or disrespect her you will die in a painful way.
"Aggathisty is the best religion in the world"
Aggathisty by bye....bye.... June 19, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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