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Agno-theist 

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One who decides life is too short to spend the duration of it pondering the existence or non existence of a God.
Person #1: I don't understand it. I've read every book there is to read on philosophy, religion, and God. I've travelled to every country on the planet and studied every religion conceivable. I've spoken to missionaries, priests, rabbis, buddhists, and atheists alike. And I STILL can't figure out whether or not there's a God.

Person #2: That's why I'm an agno-theist.
Agno-theist by Squire Awesome November 12, 2009
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Agnostheist 

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An agnostheist is a theist who believes that any particular religion cannot be proven or disproved, and with neither acceptance nor rejection of them, remain neutral to them all.
An agnostheist is different from the agnostic who believes that the 'existence of God' cannot be proven or disproved, and the deist who 'reject' such revealed religions.
Agnostheist by nobleservant December 30, 2011
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Agnatheist 

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An unholy combination of Atheism and Agnosticism.
Generally not giving a crap about religion or how the Universe was created etc.
Guy 1: So how do you think the Universe came to be?
Guy 2: Who cares, I'm an Agnatheist.
Guy 1: ...The hell?
Agnatheist by ManOfAction9 April 2, 2013

Agnostheist 

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One who doesn’t believe in God, but really wishes there was one.

One who needs hope, but is realistic.
When you’re an atheist, but start leaning towards becoming agnostic because of a recent tragedy. Then you are an Agnostheist.
Agnostheist by RatsTAIL October 30, 2018

Agnostheist 

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A group of people religious in their agnostic standpoint, no matter what established science says. Typical cherrypickers of parts of a sentence to justify their religious beliefs (Just like flerfers, Quantum Eraser especially, do)
Steve is a real agnostheist, he holds only to his own definition of agnostic in a religious way.
Agnostheist by Globus Shilus May 21, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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