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Agno-theist 

One who decides life is too short to spend the duration of it pondering the existence or non existence of a God.
Person #1: I don't understand it. I've read every book there is to read on philosophy, religion, and God. I've travelled to every country on the planet and studied every religion conceivable. I've spoken to missionaries, priests, rabbis, buddhists, and atheists alike. And I STILL can't figure out whether or not there's a God.

Person #2: That's why I'm an agno-theist.
Agno-theist by Squire Awesome November 12, 2009
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Agnostheist 

An agnostheist is a theist who believes that any particular religion cannot be proven or disproved, and with neither acceptance nor rejection of them, remain neutral to them all.
An agnostheist is different from the agnostic who believes that the 'existence of God' cannot be proven or disproved, and the deist who 'reject' such revealed religions.
Agnostheist by nobleservant December 30, 2011
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Agnatheist 

An unholy combination of Atheism and Agnosticism.
Generally not giving a crap about religion or how the Universe was created etc.
Guy 1: So how do you think the Universe came to be?
Guy 2: Who cares, I'm an Agnatheist.
Guy 1: ...The hell?
Agnatheist by ManOfAction9 April 2, 2013

Agnostheist 

One who doesn’t believe in God, but really wishes there was one.

One who needs hope, but is realistic.
When you’re an atheist, but start leaning towards becoming agnostic because of a recent tragedy. Then you are an Agnostheist.
Agnostheist by RatsTAIL October 30, 2018

Agnostheist 

A group of people religious in their agnostic standpoint, no matter what established science says. Typical cherrypickers of parts of a sentence to justify their religious beliefs (Just like flerfers, Quantum Eraser especially, do)
Steve is a real agnostheist, he holds only to his own definition of agnostic in a religious way.
Agnostheist by Globus Shilus May 21, 2020

Agnatheist

ag·na·the·ist /ˌag-nə-ˈthē-ist/
noun

1. A person who does not presently believe in the existence of any god or higher power, does not claim certainty that none exists, and remains open to belief upon receiving compelling evidence.

Etymology: Blend of agnostic and atheist.

Related term: agnatheism /ˌag-nə-ˈthē-izəm/ noun
The position or outlook of an agnatheist.
“He identifies as an agnatheist: unconvinced by religious claims, but not certain that a god cannot exist.”
Agnatheist by Sergio Ray Rivera August 1, 2026
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