agible 

A nother word for “Able” or
“Hunter sucks”
In other words you would say that this is not a real word but in my book it is and hunter was wrong.

Friend1: hey wanna hang?
Friend2: sorry I’m not physically agible to move right now

agible by MelIsBetterThenHunter January 9, 2018

Agilent

The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.

Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile.

Always remember to be agilent after school.

Agilent by BatmanIsMyHomeboy January 22, 2011

agile methodology 

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

agile methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Agile 

Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.

That crap was built using Agile.

Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.

Agile by ALT-F4 November 28, 2012

agilen 

Monalisa's husband ❤️

Hey Agilen, where's Monalisa?

agilen by MissyMons May 8, 2021

Agile 

Organized mind numbing micromanagement.

He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.

Agile by nuninthemorning October 21, 2018

agile process

When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity

No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.

agile process by agilekiller February 22, 2011