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agatha was born aged 118 in 3 b.b.m.b (before browntardf monkey boy) and whilst tripping on shrooms was visited by a flying hobo that told her she would give birth to browntardf monkey boy in three years. she was immaculate at the time, having only just been born, therefore she discovered their would be something miraculous about this occasion. she later realised, after the great battle of 94 that she'd given birth to the god of tivertown.
agatha was the first reptile to walk on mars.
agatha. by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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A beautiful woman who cares deeply for her children and family. A women above and beyond expectations who makes sacrifices for herself in order to provide for others. She is a lover, not a fighter, and wants the world to be peaceful and loving. She is beautiful internally as well as externally and will always be the one true friend in your life.
Do you know AGATHA?
Yes I do, she is a wonderful person.
Agatha by themotherofall July 27, 2010
fucking awesome. constantly geeking out over something new every week, its cute though.
wow agatha is so cool
yeah, she really is
Agatha by chanslaptop December 7, 2020
A very friendly person that enjoys the simple things in life; a gamer, a cook, a great babysitter, and dislikes questions. Why would they have a reason to do something? They just do it for themselves. A no life that plays Roblox, and pretty much is a geek.
That geek, Agatha, though.
Agatha by agatha0926 November 27, 2017
Good person when she’s around the right people. Which isn’t usually the person she thinks it is. She’s sometimes a bit to much of a follower. She needs to know this so she can go fly on her own with people who ACTUALLY support her and sometimes that’s not the person whose pretending they are. The right person usually suggests other things to them but it’s still super supportive. She’s usually blonde so girl mix it up and dump ur fake other blonde bestie and switch her to a brunette
Agatha: oh wow bestie I should do that too.

Bestie: yea it’s like totally cool ‘hairflip’

Who should her bestie: girl just because I do it doesn’t mean u have to. I will respect u either way
Agatha by Thisgirlhonest September 9, 2020
Agatha is a very strange sort of person. She acts innocent and normal but once you are close to her, she will show you her crazy side. She is very very fun to be around cause of her weird sense of humour. She is that type of person who needs to be perfect at all times. She seems sarcastically rude most of the time but she's actually very kind and caring towards the people she loves.
I love Agatha's sense of humour!
Agatha by Hyllici. P November 23, 2021
A girl who's funnier than unicorn rainbow farts.
" UR SO FUNNY AGATHA!!"
Agatha by lemon69canthandleme April 23, 2022
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