One of those douchey meatheads who regularly wears an Affliction t-shirt, True Religion jeans, and an Ed Hardy hat (apparel and brand are interchangeable) while driving a lifted Tapout truck. Also, any person who wears any article of clothing with stylized wings, snakes, or "a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard" (Bobby Bottleservice).

See that affhole? The Muscle Milk, eyebrow tweezers and spray-on tanner are for him....Next in line!

affhole by super_hans March 1, 2010

Related Words

affuh • Affucktion • affhole • affuckingtention • ADFUHD • Affhair • affham • affhoe • affsha • Affus

Affungic

Noun: Meaning anything; Adjective: Meaning infinite or endless

The teacher's classroom offered affungic possibilities.

Affungic by Twelve Webb December 1, 2019

Affucktion

Affuction is an inclination felt towards a member of the opposite sex that is based primarily on the want or need to fuck

Girl: No way, my relationship with Harrison isn't based on affection.

Guy: It's based on affucktion

Affucktion by Cricket Thatcher and Cornelius October 30, 2008

Afuh

Afuh is a cute girl. She has black hair. She is very smart. She loves her friends and family. She had a very big family, but no step parents. She has braces. Her favorite color is green. Her favorite subject is math even though sometimes she doesn't understand it. And her favorite food is pizza.

Afuh please hand me that pizza.

Afuh by Mary Naseret February 10, 2019

Affhair

When you cheat on your regular hairstylist.

"Your hair looks different"
"I know... my hairstylist was away and I couldn't wait"
"So you had an affhair... it looks... interesting..."

Affhair by Hocinetje July 24, 2019

affuckted

A combination of the word affect and fuck. When you negatively affect something so badly you fuck it up.

Jane was physically and emotionally affuckted by Dale's large member.

affuckted by cuntbag09 December 11, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026