An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.
My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)
by free spirit stefanie September 11, 2010
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Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"
You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
by straight grizz September 25, 2010
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A charming and charasmatic individual who has magical powers to transform your hair from grunge, to GLAM! Everyone needs a great hairstylist!
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Get the Hair Stylist mug.Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.
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by Megan Fx September 12, 2009
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1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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2. A so called 'man' who is a cocksucking sodomizing cum drinking ass licking faggot! Their pants are so tight you can see their ballsack, and they secretly wear bebe underwear. I may not be a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's a girl company. They pretend to do your hair, but really they are looking at some other guy's ass across the room. And like, they say like like, after like every word, like, yeah. That's why I bought clippers and do it myself.
2. A so called 'man' who is a cocksucking sodomizing cum drinking ass licking faggot! Their pants are so tight you can see their ballsack, and they secretly wear bebe underwear. I may not be a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's a girl company. They pretend to do your hair, but really they are looking at some other guy's ass across the room. And like, they say like like, after like every word, like, yeah. That's why I bought clippers and do it myself.
by A7X forever September 10, 2010
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