affuckted

A combination of the word affect and fuck. When you negatively affect something so badly you fuck it up.

Jane was physically and emotionally affuckted by Dale's large member.

by cuntbag09 December 11, 2009

Affucktion

Affuction is an inclination felt towards a member of the opposite sex that is based primarily on the want or need to fuck

Girl: No way, my relationship with Harrison isn't based on affection.

Guy: It's based on affucktion

by Cricket Thatcher and Cornelius October 30, 2008

affected

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.

I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.

by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017

Afuckted

Something that has affected you in a negative way and has screwed up your plans

This time change has Afuckted my schedule something fierce!

by pccmsguilds November 4, 2014

affucktion

in need of some sex, starved for sexual affection

I'm in some serious need of affucktion lately and my wife won't give me none.

by JTNC73 September 27, 2013

adfucked

The moment for advertising creatives when criticism from your Creative Director becomes too much to bear. Symptoms may include crying, staring, stuttering, playing video games or drinking openly at work.

"Dude, I'm adfucked after that presentation. I need to go home."

by Erin Maureen January 5, 2009

affected

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

by sandbags92 December 2, 2015