affuckted

A combination of the word affect and fuck. When you negatively affect something so badly you fuck it up.

Jane was physically and emotionally affuckted by Dale's large member.

affuckted by cuntbag09 December 11, 2009

Affucktion 

Affuction is an inclination felt towards a member of the opposite sex that is based primarily on the want or need to fuck

Girl: No way, my relationship with Harrison isn't based on affection.

Guy: It's based on affucktion

Affucktion by Cricket Thatcher and Cornelius October 30, 2008

affected 

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.

I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.

affected by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017

Afuckted 

Something that has affected you in a negative way and has screwed up your plans

This time change has Afuckted my schedule something fierce!

Afuckted by pccmsguilds November 4, 2014

affucktion 

in need of some sex, starved for sexual affection

I'm in some serious need of affucktion lately and my wife won't give me none.

affucktion by JTNC73 September 27, 2013

adfucked 

The moment for advertising creatives when criticism from your Creative Director becomes too much to bear. Symptoms may include crying, staring, stuttering, playing video games or drinking openly at work.

"Dude, I'm adfucked after that presentation. I need to go home."

adfucked by Erin Maureen January 5, 2009

affected 

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

affected by sandbags92 December 2, 2015