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crisis averted 

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted
crisis averted by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017
Related Words
adented is defined as the method to fix dented ping pong balls.
place ping pong balls in steaming hot water and let it boil,....and it will adented it self. :)
adented by vipviktit January 16, 2012
An ad or commercial that is perverted
did you see that "adverted" for that magazine ?
yes! that girl was pretty much naked
adverted by kaypae November 15, 2007

crisis averted 

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?

Tragedy Averted 

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
Tragedy Averted by Hym Iam March 14, 2025