Astar, or asti as some might know her
This girl, is beyond perfection. This girl will love you like now other. She will make you realize what true love is. No matter what your experience with previous girls are, she will by far blow them out of the water. She honestly makes perfection look trashy. You can gaze upon her glistening eyes, and you Will find your self wandering through everything you've ever wanted, lost, completely oblivious to your surroundings. And the gentle push of her plush lips, can send someone into ecstacy. And her personality will make you think like no other. "how is someone this amazing, how can they be so kind, so caring, and then be so funny and just overall fucking amazing to be around. Any time with her you spend, you will look back on and cherish so heavily. People spread shit, and be nasty to this masterpiece, but only out of pure jealousy, that they can't be that good. If you ever find your self with the luck of meeting her, cherish it. Her love is pure, and will make you feel like no other woman will. And even if you own enough stupidity to leave such perfection, you will forever put up with the consequence of never being able to meet a girl who will love you just as much as an Astar will. If you have an Astar, hold her. Kiss her. Make sure she's yours, and never let her go. She's something more than special. And you should treat her with the upmost respect, and give her all of your love. Because she will show you all of hers.

Person 1: "I looked in her eyes, and I felt lost bro, she's so amazing"

Person 2: "sounds like an astar to me"

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astarion

A sassy, drama-queen, baby girl vampire spawn

(Also my love)

Astarion approves.

astarion by Serly September 14, 2023

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adstraction

Distraction caused by advertisements when you are watching something in youtube.

Youtube should have been adstraction-free rather than testing the viewer's patience.

adstraction by Jithjp October 24, 2018

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Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

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Astara

Pronounced uh-star-ah.

The illuminated one. The star on the highest hill.

Derived from ASTRA and OSTARA the greek goddess of spring and fertility. The maiden aspect of the threefold goddess.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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