astarion

A sassy, drama-queen, baby girl vampire spawn

(Also my love)

Astarion approves.

astarion by Serly September 14, 2023

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astaciones

a gas like drug that floats throughout the air that mainly can only go into affect by certain people. Causes very high mood swings and constant laughing. You may seem drunk or high but in reality are completely sober. Theres just some astaciones in the air is all.

Girl1:AHAHAHA OMG WE SHOULD GO ON A SWIIIIIIIING I LUUUUUV SWINGS
Guy:dude..what is up with her
Girl2: oh nothing, theres just major astaciones in the air.

astaciones by i.laugh.too.much June 26, 2009

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Asterion

a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole.
usually addicted to pokemon go

asterion thinks dorm life is "lit"

Asterion by conrad12345 August 28, 2023

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Astarious

Slang meaning "stupidly funny." Assumed to be a combination of hilarious and hysterical. Created by gen Alpha

"Did you see Jenn perform last night? That set was astarious!"

Astarious by BabeLolbae May 26, 2024

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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