Doctor: what can I do for you today Mrs. Jones?
Mrs Jones: Doctor, I'm having more problem with my breathing lately, my feet hurt when I walk, and my ankles are swelling in the afternoons. Do you think there's something wrong with my heart?
Later,
Mr Jones: well, did the doctor figure out what's going on with you?
Mrs Jones: he says I'm highly adipose and I would feel better if I lost some weight.
Mr Jones: how much weight?
Mrs Jones: about 80 pounds. Do you think our insurance would cover liposuction if I said my doctor recommended it?
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.