Doctor: what can I do for you today Mrs. Jones?
Mrs Jones: Doctor, I'm having more problem with my breathing lately, my feet hurt when I walk, and my ankles are swelling in the afternoons. Do you think there's something wrong with my heart?
Later,
Mr Jones: well, did the doctor figure out what's going on with you?
Mrs Jones: he says I'm highly adipose and I would feel better if I lost some weight.
Mr Jones: how much weight?
Mrs Jones: about 80 pounds. Do you think our insurance would cover liposuction if I said my doctor recommended it?
Mrs Jones: Doctor, I'm having more problem with my breathing lately, my feet hurt when I walk, and my ankles are swelling in the afternoons. Do you think there's something wrong with my heart?
Later,
Mr Jones: well, did the doctor figure out what's going on with you?
Mrs Jones: he says I'm highly adipose and I would feel better if I lost some weight.
Mr Jones: how much weight?
Mrs Jones: about 80 pounds. Do you think our insurance would cover liposuction if I said my doctor recommended it?
by brown eyed snake girl July 15, 2011
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
