acronymity 

The ability to make acronyms out of something.

Sometimes it is funny, other times it is just annoying

Dude did you catch the Lakers yesterday?

You mean the

Lost
Anonymously
Knowing

(the) Enemy
Rose
Superb?

A good example of bad acronymity.

acronymity by Teh Toadmastah December 24, 2009

Shitter Anonymity 

The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.

Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.

MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.

COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.

MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.

Shitter Anonymity by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009

acronymize 

vt; vi To reduce a perfectly acceptable title or phrase into an acronym. . Generally thought to be best avoided in most cases, certainly those not in extensive use, or those whose original phrasing was selected for it's poetic or prosaic beauty or clarity. Especially egregious are acronyms that have been "Reverse Acronymized", or cooked up from acronyms that happen to be words, but whose constituent words are contrived at best.

e.g "Office of Academic Freedom" become OAF
"Compound Acronymizing" is practiced by techie geeks, e.g. JXML

acronymize by laramie2 June 3, 2005

anonymity

Involvement in some way where you can not be personally identified.

Anonymity online when looking at pron would be nice.

anonymity by Stuart October 11, 2003

acronymical 

The use of an acronym in the form of a sentence, using upper case for the emphasis of the acronym.
Examples;
"Choosing Underhand Nasty Tactics"
"Following Utter Comedic Kings, Over Fellow Followers"
" Imagine, Living Over Valleys Evermore, Yielding Our Utopia"

The Acronymical sentence does not have to make sense, but it's genius when it can be done!

Try re-reading my text, the Acronymical sentence is what I really wanted to say

acronymical by The~Wench December 14, 2015

anonymity

Not knowing one's name and\or location. Used professionally by spies, thieves and snipers, but widely abused by Internet users.

You think your anonymous? I've got your IP address, fool!

anonymity by Kenthar October 15, 2003

acronymizing 

To acronymize turn the first letter from each word in a sentance into an acronym.

acronymizing the phrase be right back results in "brb"

acronymizing by Truedat December 14, 2008