Acronymism 

The Study of Acronyms

john was bored, so he decided to study Acronymism.

Acronymism by trent613 November 8, 2009

Acronymism 

A temporary loss of focus followed by confusion when reading a news story containing an overabundance of acronyms.

Today I read a news article following up on the dramatic UFO/UAP topic and had an acronymism connecting the dots. Had to go back and reread what looked like alphabet soup.

Acronymism by TTCooper August 2, 2023

Acronymlish 

The English language reduced to acronyms. Mostly used in online instant messaging and cell phone text messaging, however Acronymlish is starting to invade verbal speech as well. For example how often do you hear people say "WTF" or "FML" or "GDMFer!". These are all examples of Acronymlish. My prediction is soon this new condensed version of the English language will replace our current way of speaking.

dude 1: "OMFG! WTF?? STFU!! GTFO!"

dude 2: "Quit talking in Acronymlish, you sound like a fucking retard."

Acronymlish by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010

acronymize 

vt; vi To reduce a perfectly acceptable title or phrase into an acronym. . Generally thought to be best avoided in most cases, certainly those not in extensive use, or those whose original phrasing was selected for it's poetic or prosaic beauty or clarity. Especially egregious are acronyms that have been "Reverse Acronymized", or cooked up from acronyms that happen to be words, but whose constituent words are contrived at best.

e.g "Office of Academic Freedom" become OAF
"Compound Acronymizing" is practiced by techie geeks, e.g. JXML

acronymize by laramie2 June 3, 2005

acronymcompoop 

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.

Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.

acronymcompoop by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

Army Acronyms 

Funny acronyms and slangs used by American soldiers in wars.

Here is a list of the most popular army acronyms.

REMF - Rear-Echelon Motherfucker
ATFU - Ate The Fuck Up
DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
FIDO - Fuck It. Drive On
FIIGMO - Fuck It, I've Got My Orders
FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens
FM - Fucking Magic
FNG - Fucking New Guy
FOAD - Fuck Off And Die
FODA - Fuck Off and Die Asshole
FTA - Fuck The Army
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBIJAR - Fuck You Buddy, I'm Just a Reservist
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIS - Fuck You, Buddy, I'm Shipping
FUGAZI - Fucked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In
FYB - Fuck Your Buddy
JAFO - Just Another Fucking Observer
JANFU - Joint Army-Navy Fuck-up
LLMF - Lost Like a Mother Fucker
NFG - No Fucking Good
NPGs - No Pussy Getters
BCD - Birth Control Device. Refers to army issue eyeglasses
PFC - Pointless Fucking Chevron, or Proud Fucking Civilian
PFM - Pure Fucking Magic
SOS - Same Old Shit
SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
SRDH - Shit Rolls Down Hill
SSDD - Same Shit, Different Day
SSND - Same Shit, New Day
SWAG - Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
SST - Shit-Sucking Truck, Slang for the vehicle used to remove human waste from the portable toilets.
S-FUS - Standard Fucked Up Situation
TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up
YMRASU - Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army backwards)
WTF - What The Fuck, said as "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" on radio's

Army Acronyms by Hojko January 19, 2008

acronymical 

The use of an acronym in the form of a sentence, using upper case for the emphasis of the acronym.
Examples;
"Choosing Underhand Nasty Tactics"
"Following Utter Comedic Kings, Over Fellow Followers"
" Imagine, Living Over Valleys Evermore, Yielding Our Utopia"

The Acronymical sentence does not have to make sense, but it's genius when it can be done!

Try re-reading my text, the Acronymical sentence is what I really wanted to say

acronymical by The~Wench December 14, 2015