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ahmede the guy that always ban evades and hacks on the popular minecraft server jartexnetwork!

Pacelv the highest ranking staff member hates ahmede.
Pace: oh no ahmede is ban evading again...
ahmede by notqubowahaa March 16, 2021
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Ahmdeadly 

A very both professional and legal musician.
Naw, have you seen the new ahmdeadly of 2024?

Biilee Ahmed 

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .
He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!
Biilee Ahmed by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019

Hafsa Ahmed 

The definition of beautiful. She has an older sister called Anum Ahmed and they both do modelling
Adam: Hafsa Ahmed is so fit
Mark: Ikr!
Hafsa Ahmed by A_certi December 11, 2019
The worst human being ever to exist.
Guy1: Man, I'm bored. I think I might burn down an orphanage and steal their PS5's.
Guy2: Lil bro thinks he's Ahmed06
Ahmed06 by The_Refrigerator14 September 21, 2023

Ahmed Baba de maiz 

When you Baba hard but your Baba isn't Babing (may also contain corn).
I could really go for some Ahmed Baba de maiz right now.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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