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A guy who really isn't sad and depressed but dumps all his fake suicide attempts and trauma onto a person then forces them into a relationship, then threatens them and after being rejected and confronted for abuse plays Juice Wrld's "All Girls Are The Same," and says you only date scumbags and say he's not like other boys when he is in fact worse.
"God, that boy was such a fake abusemo, dude. Wouldn't leave me the hell alone about 'YoU kEeP mE fRoM kIlLiNg MySeLf,' and proceeded to say he'd kidnap me, what a loser"

"Fr? Was it that kid ******? White fake emo boy?"

"Ya."
abusemo by podznie January 28, 2022
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Abusement park 

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
Abusement park by YAWA June 5, 2015

Abusement Park 

A metaphoric phrase that represents a place or place in time where "abuse" has taken place. Mostly used in a comical manner to define a place of debauchery.
Welcome to the Abusement Park. Drugs are on the left, prostitutes on the right.
Abusement Park by blindswordzman January 6, 2007

Self Abusement 

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you
Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

Abusement 

Deriving amusement from the abuse of others; amusement at the expense of others.
"You are all here for my abusement."
Abusement by Leam May 13, 2005

Abusement 

When you abuse another for your amusement.
Use it as an excuse;
Why did you knee Joel so hard he threw up? "Abusement"
Abusement by Phaedrus April 16, 2015

abuseometer 

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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