abstort 

(v.) to manually make a list, statistic or observation (usually useless in practicality)

I got bored, and decided to abstort a list of countries ranked by what percent of their population is left-handed.

abstort by abstort April 21, 2021

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

Self Absortion Rate (SAR) by rperazag June 29, 2010

abotortions 

This is not a word. This is similar to "babby" or "peregenant" insofar as it is referring to an aspect of reproduction and/or women's health issues infused with a healthy dose of "didn't pay attention in grade school."

ABOTORTIONS

POST YOUR OPINION

abotortions by DammitArcher December 15, 2017

Absortion 

When a liquid becomes a mass of semi-solid gel.

We participated in an experiment where we used absortion to turn water into a mass of semi solid gel.

Absortion by mar'c March 29, 2009

asstortoise

its just one of those shits that are so fat you think they are never gonna come out.

dude chris that asstortoise was so big it felt like there was a truck coming out of my ass

asstortoise by baggee September 14, 2006