absquatulates 

pretentious abscond

A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.

The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.

absquatulates by george February 26, 2003

absquatulate 

To leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart.

Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Arose in America in the 19th century (about 1837). Probably made up of the following parts: The Latin adverb and prefix ab, "away (from)", (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of to squat.

Let's make like an ape and absquatulate.

absquatulate by madamnaughty October 9, 2009

Absquatulate 

Go squat elsewhere.

Remove yourself from my seat.

A command to someone residing in your spot.

Bitch, absquatulate! You're in my seat, go squat over there!

Absquatulate by Sagegrl November 22, 2009

absquatulate 

1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."

1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."

absquatulate by knightshade May 16, 2006

Absquatulate 

To get off my property, fool.
Il faut que tu pars maintenant.

"I have a shotgun. Absquatulate my premises immediately, for I am your Belladonna."

Absquatulate by [Dunbar]** November 21, 2003

absquatilate 

meaning absorb everything; abstaining from or to not partake in; run away; absinthe;

"..very obstrcperous objections it I feel pretty confident that when I absquatilate I shall go to a world where they use half a dozen such hemispheres as ours for spitboxes to furnish a single arlour of glory Sam Slick himself d banter puffery."

absquatilate by Absqaushilate November 7, 2013

Absquatulate 

To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.

“Dad hasn’t come back in awhile I wonder did he Absquatulate?”
“Oh jimmy”

Absquatulate by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020